team america, fuck yeah!

guest: „due to hollywood movies you get a wrong picture of the states, that’s sad“
ich: „i know, not everbody in the usa is a triggerhappy cowboy“
guests wife: „we got some of them, we call them police officers“

sehr schön auch bei nem kollegen:

„i was participating at the invasion in the normandy. the gestapo didnt learn to retreat. they were running on and on. we killed all of them“